If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

HIPAA violations

Child pornography

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Insider trading

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Will Canadians still buy American products?

Terroristic threats

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Fraud

What are the best Jewish jokes?

Insurrection

And much, much more.

No freedom is absolute.

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Perjury

Threats of violence

Revealing classified information

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

Revenge porn

Conspiracy